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Barely Functioning Blend Light-Medium Roast Coffee

Barely Functioning Blend Light-Medium Roast Coffee

Regular price $23.00 USD

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Rise and Resent Light Roast Coffee

Rise and Resent Light Roast Coffee

Regular price $22.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $22.00 USD
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😴 Tired AF
For the chronically exhausted, over-it, and under-caffeinated. These mugs and shirts are...

😴 Tired AF
🙄 Passive Aggressive
Say what you really mean… without actually saying it. This collection features...
🧃 Decaf Haters
Some people drink decaf. We avoid them. This collection is for the...
🎁 Giftable Sass
Looking for the perfect gift for your favorite rude person? Whether it’s...

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Rude & Brewed makes mugs and merch for the unapologetic, under-caffeinated humans of the world. If you’re into passive-aggressive sarcasm and bold coffees and teas, you’re in the right place. We don't do polite. We do honest—with ceramic and cotton.

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COFFEE WITH CHARACTER.

BEANS AND BREWS

Barely Functioning Blend Light-Medium Roast Coffee

Barely Functioning Blend Light-Medium Roast Coffee

Rise and Resent Light Roast Coffee

Rise and Resent Light Roast Coffee

MERCH BY MOOD

😴 Tired AF

😴 Tired AF

🙄 Passive Aggressive

🧃 Decaf Haters

🎁 Giftable Sass

🎁 Giftable Sass

WHO THE @!#% ARE WE?

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