FAQs

Most orders ship within 3–5 business days because we print them just for you. Add shipping time and you’re looking at about a week (depending on how lucky you are).

Yes. You’ll get an email with tracking info once your item ships. If it’s missing, check spam or send us a message. We promise we’ll pretend to be shocked.

Yep. But like any good relationship, if you treat it gently (i.e., hand wash it), it’ll last longer and complain less.

Most go from XS to 3XL. Check the size chart—we’re not responsible for the emotional damage of ordering a “small” that fits like a corset.

Not at the moment. But if you’ve got an idea that’s sassier than ours, hit us up. We might just turn it into something real.

Sorry, no. Our products are made-to-order, so unless we messed something up (like printing it upside down), all sales are final. If you're really disappointed, please inquire about a refund.

First of all, ew. Second: send us a pic and your order number. We’ll get a replacement headed your way faster than you can say “customer service voice.”

Because we don’t believe in boring mornings or watered-down personalities. Our mugs are like us—caffeinated, sarcastic, and a little unhinged.

Yes. We might be snarky, but we’re also over-caffeinated and very online. We read it all—compliments, complaints, and your weird late-night typos.